I don't know how in dept I want to be when the subject is myself. For the most part, I'm a self aware hipster with a heart of gold. I like being obnoxiously poetic sometimes, and other times I try to make you pee your pants from ridiculous and often vulgar humor. I support balance and moderation, I smile waaaay too often :). I would call myself modest, but that wouldn't be modest at all, now would it?