Crappy Rap

Even though my Mixcloud cred will plummet with this upload, I can't resist adding this continuous mix of awful rap from the '80s and '90s. If you were born in the suburbs between 1976-1986, this is your unfortunate childhood. This mix captures a time when greasy marketing execs got wise to the growing rap phenomenon, and soon after every cereal mascot, cartoon character, teen witch, and wrestler was spittin' fresh rhymes. And who knew that Alvin and the Chipmunks could flow seamlessly into Top That?
Bonus points if you can listen to the whole thing!