Jos Bevan

You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts, the discos late and he's overpaid tonight....You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice...Grandpa drunk a drop or two and his head's still stuck down the portaloo, what a man...The bride and groom they dance their dance, the singer mimes there's still a chance tonight.........And the bar maid smiles!!!!!!!!!!