I am full of useless knowledge that I've aquired over the years, my russian accent is second to none and I like to think of myself as an intellectual (which I'm probably not).

I am totally dedicated to music, I cant go a day without listening to it, I enjoy jamming on my guitar and bass and in my band Well Kept Secret.

I'm pretty random at times, for a start I hate sprouts, they taste like little balls of sick, oh and marzipan and Dr Pepper, whoever invented these 3 discusting foodstuffs needs to be charged with war crimes. Bring on the Irn Bru FTW!!

I also love art and drawing, but don't ask me to draw you stuff! I get embarrassed easily....

Some people think I'm weird, well I eat babies in my spare time, that might have something to do with it. Yeah, I'm pretty freindly and outgoing, but if you have small children watch out! lol.

I hate it when people lie and backstab, whats the point?

Yeah, thats probably all I've got to say, if in doubt, message or comment me o