can be an asshole of the grandest kind
I can withhold like it's going out of style
I can be the moodiest baby and you've never met anyone
Who is as negative as I am sometimes
I am the wisest woman you've ever met
I am the kindest soul with whom you've connected
I have the bravest heart that you've ever seen
And you've never met anyone
Who is as positive as I am sometimes

I blame everyone else not my own partaking
My passive aggressiveness can be devastating
I'm terrified and mistrusting
And you've never met anyone
Who is as closed down as I am sometimes