They dip their pens in our hearts and think they are inspired.

I'm nerdy.

Obsessed with David Bowie.

Was born in Germany as the emotionally damaged child of political refugees from Transilvania.

Traveled half the planet by the time I was 21 and I speak weird languages.

Lived in NYC for 5 years.

LA has been my home since 2003 and I don't give a damn what people say about LA.

I know the deserts of the southwest by heart and I go there often.

You should dig a foreign accent along with an absurd sense of humor.

Other fun facts about me:

I've never been on a roller coaster.
I am an art history college dropout and LCP Reject.
I can talk to dead people.
I only watch sci fi movies.
I read like there's no tomorrow.