I'm naive,I'm happy,I'm wrong ,I’m unorganized. I bite my nails. I get my hands dirty. I dye my hair too much. I dye my hair too many colors. I’m not a beauty queen. I’m not traditional. I have crooked teeth. I’m scatterbrained. I stumble on my words. I’m not “professional”. I’ve got a shady history. I curse like a sailor. I have superiority issues. I don’t dote upon my appearance.