"no, fool!"

I don't know what to put here anymore. I like the Black Widow stuff, so it's staying but otherwise I think that if you don't know me, reading this probably isn't going to help. If you do know me, why would you even need this?

Hello. My name is Black Widow. I was born in Hell. I am currently living on earth as a professional killer. I love my friggin' job. My best friend is Death. We go everywhere together. One day, if you're lucky, you'll get to meet me. Until then, goodbye.