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Maldini was born in a vat of skill, underneath an Awesome tree, on a full moon, on the one day of the year where nothing bad happened anywhere in the world. Bono and Nelson Mandela have all previously cited him as their main influences, and Maldini's music has been known to heal the dying and sick when all other medical efforts have failed. Following the release of Bad Taste, the birth rate was documented to have risen in at least ten European cities, not to mention several states in the US. The music written by Maldini has been proven to be directly attributable to the health of the global economy and the UK's gold bullion reserves. In 2003 he had to take out an injunction against tragic wheelchair chaser Anna Nicole Smith, for her stalking and indecent exposure. It's rumoured that Maldini will become the first lunar real estate owner following his recent reported purchase of a 100 acre plot south of the Sea of Traquility - something he is currently neither confirming or denying