The World's shortest Fairy Tale.. .. Once upon a time a bloke asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'... The girl said 'NO!'... AND THE BLOKE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND ****ED ALL HER MATES AND RODE MOTORCYCLES AND WENT FISHING AND PLAYED FOOTBALL AND DRANK BEER AND ATE CURRY AND LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP AN D PLAYED ON THE PLAYSTATION AND FARTED AND HAD A **** WHENEVER HE WANTED......The End. For all those confused females out there, it's simple. Men have two emotions: Hungry and ****. If you see him without an erection make him a ****ing sandwich!