A strapping stallion of a man who has collected major accolades in every field of the arts and science.
Perhaps best known for his high ranking urination-to-time-spent-in-nation score while on Belgian soil. Currently, Doyle has spent more to 50% of his time in the kingdom urinating on it. The pissthlete, 22, from Glossop near Manchester has plans to travel to a secluded spot along the Belgian border (probably with France) to increase this percentage. He says he will consume a few liters of water before commencing his 'slash attack.' From this position he will proceed over the border, making sure to return before his bombardment runs out of steam. Consequently, Doyle's second trip to Belgium would result in an impressive 100% urination factor and improve his lifetime score to something around 80% - perhaps a world record. Doyle says that he is literally wetting himself at the thought of securing 'GOAT' status.
