Inside I'm a beautiful, calm and zen like person, who sees the best in everyone and strives to bring it out.
Outside I'm like a young Brad Pitt with the quirky charm of John Cusack, mixed with a little of the steely eyed menace of Bruce Lee, when I want it.
I'm also of the belief that most people aren't a very good judge of what they're actually like.
Apart from me, obviously.