LOVERS, The Natural Confectionery Co., PETITION for FACE BOOK to INSTALL a DISLIKE BUTTON only need 473 more, Mike "The Situation", Staring at my Blackberry to see if the red light flashes, Shouting " TUUUUUUUNE" when a good song comes on., Just stop poking me and admit that you want to have sex with me instead, Will's Mum, "I want a boyfriend for winter" Shut up, get a coat., Face down, Ass Up, thats the way I tie my shoes..., Nae cum-back? if a wanted ma cum back a wud of wiped yer maws chin, Knowing you are not 100% right in the head., It was nice of Blackberry to honour Steve Jobs with two days of silence., Would you like a table? No i came to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5, I don't want to impress you but i can make toast, Thinking Tracy Chapman was a man for the majority of your childhood, We all know an idiot who thinks his corsas a ferarri, It's called a Tank Top, that's why am wearin it, cause it's fur Tanks, Having a smart ass answer for everything because you're a sarcastic