i don't tend to make many friend requests for the simple reason that i tend to be a bit rude and sweary and people have a habit of going all prudey and reporting me because they don't like the naughty words. in the unlikely event that you should want to request my friendship, please be aware that i sometimes use naughty words like botty and helmet, and if you are easily offended it is probably best to stay the veiny cocking heck away from my profile