I'm a sucker for a good before and after.

For some reason i usually take my shirt off for photos... go figure?

I like my humour like I like my whisky...Dry. (actually I don't really like whisky.)

Simpsons hasn't been funny in 6 years,

I only drink real lattes

I fought in the HD format war of 2007 and won,

intelligence should be measured in altitude, everything else on the PH scale (-7 to +7,)

I once sang David Bowie's 'dance magic' in the shower as loud as possible until I threw up.

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