I WOULD LIKE TO ARRANGE A TEA PARTY AND USE THE FOLLOWING FINGER SNACKS - INSTRUCTIONS: MAKE SURE TO SLICE THE PICKLED ONION AS IT WILL WILLING ROLL OFF THE CRACKER FIRST CHANCE IT GETS AND WOULD CAUSE EMBARRASSING SCENES IN FRONT OF THE INVITED GUESTS PLUS ITS JUST NOT PRACTICAL TO PLONK A BALL SHAPED OBJECT ON A MOVING FLAT SURFACE WHICH ALSO WOULD BE VERY HARD TO INSERT INTO ONE’S MOUTH UNLESS YOU ARE DAVID PLATT (THE EX-FOOTBALLER FAMOUS FOR HIS RUGBY SHAPED HEAD) WHERE YOU CAN TIP HIS HEAD BACK LIKE A COOKY JAR AND JUST POUR THE CONTENTS IN. MY ADVICE IS TO FINELY SLICE THE ONION, SANDWICH IT IN BETWEEN THE CRACKER AND A CHEESE OF YOUR CHOICE BUT DO NOT USE ‘PLASTIC CHEESE’ THAT LOOKS LIKE ITS BEEN PRODUCED BY MATTELL, OTHER FAMOUS TOY AND GAMES COMPANIES ARE AVAILABLE.
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO MAKE A POINT, I WILL NOT GO ON A DATE WITH ANYONE WHO USES 'LOL' IN THEIR MESSAGES, ITS NOT EVEN A BLOODY WORD - ITS A NAME. MY GRANDADS SECOND WIFE WAS CALLED LOL AND SHE WAS A RIGHT CUSTAR
