Just you wait Henry Higgins, just you wait!

People often say "When I met you I thought you were a real bitch but now I think you're pretty cool".

I'm not a negative person, although I strongly dislike:

1. Serviettes on plates
2. People playing music on their phones
3. Evangelists
4. Egg plant
5. Afrikaans music
6. People without front teeth
7. Crocs
8. Kissing Profile Pics
9. People who think they can sing
10. Songs that have their own dance
11. Pubic hair
12. People who say "Rad" (sorry)
13. People who suck bones (meat)
14. Phone sex
15. People who think PMS isn't real.
16. People who make spit noises when they talk
17. Overuse of the over-exclaim "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
18. My "relationship" with Phil
19. When the shower goes cold
20. Mat's 1am drunk call
21. People who set their profiles to private
22. Toe socks
23. Vector silhouette graphics
24. When people fuck up "you" "your" and "you're".
25. People who constantly complain about the "you" "your" and "you're" issue.
26. Self