poet, i recently discovered that i have been kidnapping women and holding them hostage(not letting them use the phone and drugging them)-to any victims of my egregious behavior-I APOLOGIZE....OMG! i've been taken and am being held hostage myself in some house way out 290, some girl wont let me leave and she wont give me any drugs or alcohol. PLEASE HELP!!!! PLEASE CALL 713-666-GOTOHELLYOUINSUFFERABLEBASTERD and let them know i'm being held captive!!!!!!!!!! i'm to star in an upcoming necrophiliac porn film titled "yes vagina, there is a santa claus", where i play the part of santa. the opening scene starts with a dead woman in a bathtub filled with milk, with a banana shoved up her ass. i(santa) say this looks like the work of a cerial killer{the spelling here is an inappropriate amalgamatiom of serial and cereal, i just couldn't decide}, remove the bannana and proceed with the ass-fucking

i have escaped that house off 290. i'm now trapped in a dungeon of my own devising in the oppos