Sometimes you have to loose to win

Things I cant stand. When someone says:
"That being said"
"I'll keep this brief"
"You are being audited"
"Please hold for the next available agent"
"When can 'we' expect that report"
"Your cat bit my cat"
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Basically

I don't like chit chat, invasive questions about my past. Invasive questions about my present, and for that matter,about my future. I hate hem-haws, lies, breakups and people borrowing money. I hate sokudu, puzzles, Cilantro and weedy lawns. Other than that...I'm all good!