Deep in the forests of the Pacific Northwest there was a small shack where a solitary hermit produced some truly amazing LSD. One day a family of mice ate an entire sheet of paper soaked with the stuff. Tripping balls, they stumbled out into the forest and made easy prey for me. However the massive dose of LSD then transferred into me, instantly bestowing both conscious awareness and a deep knowledge of popular music. It took me a long time to adapt to human culture, but ultimately I was able to infiltrate it and buy a Traktor S8 with a couple decks.