This is my ego. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My ego, without me, is useless. Without my ego, I am useless. My ego is human, even as I, because it is my life. I will keep my ego clean and ready. Before God, I swear this creed. My ego and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America's.

A modern day Ajax; the reason for feminism; made of oppression.

If I were you, I'd fall in love with me.