Las Vegas (A.K.A. Browntown), United States
these are the top 5 things to know about me
1) I live to be, do, have....not have, do, be (you prolly living bakkwards ... f.y.i.)
2) My bestie is a piggy bank I bought at Goodwill. I named him JuanDeFuka after a tektonik plate, a straight, a ridge, & an explorer from the 14th century.
3) I think K's are just fine without C's to bak 'em up...use 2 K's if you fukn must.
4) Uber is above, or over in German linguistiks, so my moniker implies im the fukn bomb MILF. (don't waste time hate-n on me for saying that. it's just a fakt, im hott, so hate on .... )
5) I'm a scientifik anomaly bkauz I have a tripl helix dna, with no konnektion to rhesus monkeys. So i'm the real deal alien dope ho ninja and im here to take your men ......
6) I make dope art
7) im a fellatrix. once I read that word on wiki, I had to be one.
8) did I say 5 things to know about me? oh, well....I've got number dyslexia and see digits in flip, and think 5's and 2's have beautiful negative space when positioned proper.