No-one has a radio anymore and it’s not just cos they’re shit. It’s because there’s too many fools singing about love. People are animals but they’re smart enough to know when they’re being sold something that don’t exist. I don’t know what love is and frankly I couldn’t give a toss but I do know that most people confuse it with a lob on. Obviously if you’re trying to slip someone a cheeky digit it’s a lot easier to fool yourself cos everyone’s a romantic when they’re knuckle deep in lady pie.