Hello Facebook, look at your profile, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back to mine. Sadly, it's not mine, but if you took the time to put something witty in your profile and not fill it with crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, now back up, where are you? You're looking in awe at the profile your profile could look like! Look down, back up, I have it, the power to make you smile at a block of text. Look again, people all over the world are smiling! Anything is possible on Facebook. I'm on a PC.

I'm Matt, and I love alcohol... That's all you need to know about me really... Oh, and I've never killed anyone.. NEVER

I love paradoxes. this sentence is a lie.

SFC!!!