I wasnt born with enough middle fingers. I was born with a six string in my hand. Came out 21 years old with a beer bottle and a ciggerette... saying: "Where's my guitar?"

Im just a 3 dollar bill, with a multi-colored trench coat, A gamma-ray pork pie syntheisizzler.... first class.

Seriously though... does anyone really care what i type here? I don't and I tell everyone...