The short and sweet introduction: We live in America. We are Americans. Both our names start with the letter D. Our descendants were not from America. We love soccer. We love football. We love whatever you want to call it.

We want to share our love with you, but not like that, only in a good way, you know, candlelight dinner, bear skin rug, glass of wine, sweet, sweet love. In other words, we want to share our opinion on the beautiful game. And in turn, we hope that you can tell us exactly how much you completely disagree with either of us. Because you will certainly disagree, like death and taxes, we can not escape our future disagreement. We hope you can share together in our disagreement over the beautiful game. -Dave and Dan