Welcome aboard the SS Camembert, captained by the smooth-handed, falsetto-chasing Cap’n G-Whiz.

Each voyage glides through the gilded waters of yacht rock and its extended soft-sea universe—anchored in the sardonic sophistication of Steely Dan, lifted by the holy falsetto of Michael McDonald, and occasionally turbocharged by the bearded bombast of Kenny Loggins. Expect deep cuts, tasteful sleaze, and more jazz chords than your high school band teacher could ever explain.

🎙️ Serving rare grooves, overripe trivia, and sonic sunsets from the mellowest corners of 1975–85 and beyond.

🧀 Smooth, but never soft. Ironically earnest. Harmonic as hell.

Drop sail. Tune in. Let the cheese wash over you.