My facebook
commandements
1) Dont invite me to
join stupid
groups and causes .
Like... 'Help
Bob find his dog.' Who
the hell is
bob and why should I
help him?
Maybe he is such a sick
guy the
dog just ran off! And
how am I
supposed to help him
find the
dog using facebook?
By
whistling on my wall?
Come'on!
2) Liking every single
status and
commenting on every
post
someone posts is
tantamount to
stalking. I feel like
walking
naked ... Mike likes this.
I feel like
killing someone ... Mike
likes this.
Mary joined the group,
Help Bob
Find his Dog ... Mike
likes this. GET
A FUCKING LIFE MIKE!
3) Adding friends is
not a race.
100 friends is ok. 300
is great.
But 3000? Unless you
are looking
for a crowd to feed
with two fish
and five slices of bread,
what do
you need 3000 people
for?
4) Facebook chat has
an
unwritten rule. If you
type and i
dont type back, I dont
wanna
chat with you. If you
typed an
hour ago and I havent
typed a
word, move along.
Dont ask ...
Are you ignoring me?
Coz I'll
write