Spent 2001-2004 writing about circus clowns in Minneapolis, MN. Spent 2002-2008 researching g.i. joes in Nigeria. Garnered an industry award while short selling the elderly worldwide. Spent college summers developing action figures in the UK. Spent 2002-2008 building g.i. joes in Edison, NJ. Developed several new methods for building human brains in Libya.

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