Gosh, what can I say about myself that isn't exciting....
When I'm tired, I DREAM ABOUT FIGHTING OGRES AND DANCING WITH CUTE ALIEN WOMEN ON A SPACESHIP!
Besides that, I like listening to music a whole bunch!
I play music and sing about anything!
Anything that's hip and amazing!
BTW, people say I'm always hyper!
Because I move around and dance when I'm standing!
Gosh, I love to dance because it's silly!
A Machine once called me Jakey The Dance King!
and I've set out to prove it's the truth!!!
ROBOTS CAN'T LIE!
It's not in their programming.
I like to write about whatever I'm doing!
Like....Now!
"Typing is so fun!
I can say whatever I want!
And it makes cute tapping noises!
What more do you want?!?
I want coffee though,
That'd sure hit the spot!
I want a beat,
so I can kick it up a notch!
I want a treat!
Like some gingerbread, duh!"

I have a website.
And I rhyme a whole lot!
Check it out, or kill yourself!

kbye!