Rhellervabloke

Born deaf to rock and roll royalty and raised in the servants quarters as a child slave. I lived on my rat cunning and dog food. I stole my first stratocaster at the age of 8. I practised my moves and gyrations. By the age of 10 I begged a set of strings from a bad busker for sex and half a packet of borrowed cigarettes. After 5 years I decided that trying to tune the guitar was a waste of time and chose to learn to read instead. My hearing returned after a school bus accident I was involved in. Luckily I only did 2 years jail for my part in taking those kids hostage. It was there I turned to Jesus who was doing 4 1/2 for a string of break and enters and hard drug offences. We started a band, we had a captive audience but no instruments. That hampered our careers. I blame society and flouride in the water for the mess I got into. I am grateful, I still have a few of my own teeth and never took a tennis lesson. My wish, to find true love and debauchery with a real lesbian or former nun