Ye filthy peg-legged cutlass flappin' sea rats! Ey'd be sail'n thees 'ere warters 'pon me vassal. Best ye clime abord'n fetch booty wit yer ol' Cap'n. Arrrgh!
Ar'l bet this 'ere be need'n translat'n fur 'em grog-snarfing landlubbers ... Got-damn'd dung shufflin' country parsons need'n suma ma ejucaten seain' as me Pirate spakage be sumwut teknicol loyke.