EVERYTHING is important- but only half as much as you think it is.

Raised by wolves down a stormdrain in Darkest Romford, I learned of the world through my only toy, a speak and spell. Fagin, the she-wolf tried to teach me the art of thieving, but best I could do was packets of haribo from passing prams. Years later, became worlds greatest milkman, only to find no one has a milkman any more, so had to stoop to sniffing for a job in media where I am today.