"Montalbon first appeared to us bareback on a stallion as white as God's robes. Clueless of his history, this much we know: He could, at will, make a jet ski materialize on land or water. During times of stress, he would summon the ghosts of Bill Bixby, Sonny Bono, and Robert Goulet--and they'd make him a Mojito. Mysterious to the end, Monty drove away in an orange Dodge Aspen station wagon with a Safari top and six members of the Brazilian women's soccer team inside."
-Sir Montalbon Jr, by Chris Horne: