i am what i is.
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I'm a coal miner's daughter from a rural western Pennsylvania town, and when I say "rural" I mean the closest McDonalds and Wal-Mart is 30 miles away... I'm an only child, but my desire to be the center of attention has diminished with the years. I'm eclectic and wild, somewhat anal but not compulsive, although I do cut the tags out of all my clothing. I refused to talk until I was almost four; my family thought I was a retarded mute. Now if you get me started, pull up a chair it might be awhile. I love animals!... but after 6 years, I had to start eating them again... I don't consider myself witty or humorous, but people say I'm funny so maybe that makes me humble. I love grammar. I'll try anything at least once, but sometimes I feel like I don't have enough hobbies. I'm a PEZ-Head and have collected several hundred. I love the smell of glossy new textbook pages as well as gasoline (I know, that's bad...) and Elmer's glue. My 1st grade art teacher made me use gl