I AM:
-sarcastic
-a morning person( NOT )
-hyperactive..
-loud
-forgetful
I CAN:
-Drink you under the table
-Plan amazing parties
I CANNOT:
-Behave
- Skateboard
-Sing
I ALWAYS:
-Lose my handbag when drinking
- Forget how i get home when drinking
- Spend my money on Make-Up and Alcohol.

That is me in a nutshell.