I am a carbon based life form. I have a cat that sits on my shoulder. I like tacos. One time I saw a blimp.

Or for the pro bio....
Kevin Oneel is not only an accomplished producer with releases on labels like Ascension, PWM, NDM, Uncovered, Horris, Universal, BTU, Tektak and MK837, but a well rounded DJ talent also. His 14+ years of experience have taken him all over to perform for appreciative audiences everywhere. Kevin has appeared on radio shows around the world, and currently hosts “CircuitBreaker,” a monthly podcast on tastyfresh.com.