.. I’m Katie. It’s a crapola name but it’s short for Katie Coathanger which is even worse. I live with my Mum and Dad. My boyfriend, Kroniktronikboy used to live here too but now he’s gone. On the day he left he gave me his duvet cover, half a bottle of Peach Schnapps, and his bedroom. Well, he doesn’t need it any more does he? So now it’s my kingdom. I drank the Schnapps and gave the duvet to The Vengaboys. I love their fractured broken beat rave-a-tronica..

These are the two most interesting things about me:

1) I can pick things up with my toes. Like, not just socks and crap like that but big things. Ketchup bottles. Ashtrays. iPods. It’s a less useful skill than you’d think.

2) I’m distantly related to a 17th century French aristocrat called Cecile DeLacroix. She was beheaded during the French Revolution. Her eyes carried on blinking for 14 seconds after her head was severed from her neck and her lover had her teeth sewn into his pillow.