Nowadays based in the East Midlands (You can easily spot where by the cobbles on the M1), my spiritual home is still the far north of Scotland. Married to Jane. Interests are Photography, music (principally rock), playing music (rather badly but sometimes just sit and look at my guitars instead), reading and being rather silly with fellow nutcases on the internet (You know who you are). Sense of humour is inspired by the like of Spike Millligan, The Goons, Tony Hancock, Tim Minchin, Bill Bailey and Eric Sykes. Hates: Football, rugby, cricket and any other sport associated with schooldays. Tabloid TV and newspapers. Mongs in baseball hats with their arses hanging out of their trousers, tomato sauce, garlic, most children and people with no sense of silliness. A lifelong fan of motorsport until Murdoch moved in and messed it all up, I no longer watch Formula One, I don't have a dog and the women's beach volleyball is only on the telly because I've lost the remote.