"...how would you briefly describe yourself?" asked the interviewer.

"Hello everyone!", exclaimed Joom, looking straight into the buzzing teleprompter, "my name is Joom, I'm a music producer hailing from London and currently living in Paris. Even though making music has been a long-standing passion of mine, I only recently started DJing. I like mixing sexy type house music, or -"

"That's great !" interrupts the interviewer, "but what exactly do you mean by 'sexy type house music'?"

"By 'sexy type house music' I mean sound that makes you groove, makes you dance, makes you lose control up to the point where all you feel is a euphoric high..." explains Joom.

"But what genre most defines your music?" inquires the interviewer.

"I don't really work in genres, I wouldn't be able to answ-"

"Are you telling me that your music transcends all genre boundaries?"

And as the interviewer gulps his last gulp, the monster he is faced with eats him whole.