Bullshit! That's what you are NOT going to get from me! I'm not going to rant on about how I'm an international DJ (I'm not) with a massive catalog of events I've headlined (I haven't) and other crap like that.
I'm just a guy who likes lots of different genres of music, from breaks to fidget house, to drum and bass and deep house.
I enjoy music and when I DJ out I usually do it for free! Buy me a beer and I'll play some tunes, simple.