I was just a mild-mannered sellotape technician for a well-known toilet paper manufacturer, jobbing away to pay the bills and to get drunk as often as possible, until the day came when I was bitten by a radioactive Alpaca whilst I was down the park, licking holograms for some Romanian orphans' entertainment.
As it's whacked-out saliva surged through my nervous system, it caused a freaky sequence of reactions which gifted me the incredible abilities of my toxic assailant.
Now criminals and small animals tremble in fear as, under the shadow of night, I patrol the streets in my cape and cowl under the guise of ALPACA-MAN!!!
