i play other people’s music... and some say the fourth/fifth best bedroom dj in ip2. i like tangents and with this in mind according to ai there's about 13,800 properties in ip2 so i should be fairly proud

i spent the noughties traipsing around London looking for after party’s that mostly didn’t exist. they claim the joy is in the journey not the destination itself... those following me beg to differ

mildly dyxlesic, severely delusional