I am a thirty old magician, and do not let looks deceive you, I am not crazy, I am laterally different. I am told I am extremely random, and my randomity has won me awards, and the worst question, for your sake, that you could ask me is: What are you thinking right now...

I am not afraid to be different, in fact I am not really afraid of very much. Though I will not tell you of what I am, or you will laugh at me.
I am not the best person for making split second decisions, though my incapability for thinking does not stop me from having a very full sense of humour...

I will let you decide the rest for yourself!

Thankyou!