I was on a boat in the caribbean, jus chilling and smoking my ganja. Then i passed a toke on my chalice to this sketchy shark who was probably addicted to crack. He got some serious munchies and started staring me and i was like 'Hey man i just smoked you up you cant eat me!' and he was like
'yeah and now i got the munchies like a motherfucker'

So we made a deal that he could munch my boat if he let me go. I jumped out of the boat into the sea, forgetting i hadnt put a life jacket round my insanely massive dreads, which absorbed about 1/3 of the ocean, and i started sinking. I said to Jah, 'look mate, i got massive dreads here, sort me out'. Out of nowhere, an indescribably loud noise seemed to say 'SOUND CHAVVY'

So i carried on sinking until i landed in this ginger bird's belly. I sat in this blood filled, gooey cave for about nine months. When i came out i was small, bald and white. WTF God??