Pragmatic socialist with murderous intent, or the complete opposite. Whichever has more glitter.

Tenderloin Socialite turned Pop Whore, Illustrator, designer, homo, a lot can be said about Diego Gómez, but usually not to his face, unless you've got a gun and you're not afraid to use it! After graduating from San Francisco's fabulous Art Institute, Diego hired a squad of death-trannies to help him rise to power as the Lord of the Tenderloin.

Perched atop his royal toilet Diego spews fourth whimsical imagery chock full of gratuitous breasts, counterintuitive fairy tales, and plenty of awkward moments of silence. Thanks to his mad skills and a verbosity that could cut a bitch like a Lee Press-On Nail, Diego is adored by all, except for the people who hate him.

One day, while brainstorming on product development for world domination, Diego thought, "What is totally disgusting but totally cute as well?" He LOVES stuff like that, so naturally he thought of bloody vaginas + felt pi