Pound Shop Sandwich

'On January 12 2012, following a concert in London, Jay Z's private jet was grounded due to bad weather conditions. As a result of professional incompetence on the part of his aides, along with restricted food deliveries to Heathrow, Jay's nightly meal was reduced to a single Pound Shop Sandwich and a fanta. The grotesque musk of the sweating sandwich, its rubbery meat and soggy bread inspired in the rapper an existential, musical musing upon suburban poverty and bass music. Never before had Jay felt so humbly grateful for his extraordinary privilege. He gave Drake a ring to talk it over, and felt much better.'

Cake not filled you up?
Have a sandwich.