CodyJane -
I'm so clumsy that I'm constantly wondering why I'm not dead yet.
I'm such a massive nerd that I cried when my Hogwarts letter didn't come.
I'm so dopey that I thought your belly button held all your skin together.
I'm so stubborn that I will hardly ever admit I'm wrong, even when I know I am.
I'm so sick and twisted with my humor sometimes that people constantly fall out with me.
I'm a massive cunt sometimes...

But other than that, I'm lovely.

KellieMarie:

One of my best friends & the mother of my godchild, she is so lovely, I don't know one person who doesn't like her. She is extremely stupid, in the nicest way possible. She thought reindeer were mythical creatures. We have been friends since 2006 through mutual friends. I loved her straight away, you can't help but like her, she is so sweet and weird. <3

Lois Turner:

Lois is also one of my best friends, and I love her so much, even if we hardly see each other now. She is awesome, kinda