Sedgewicke is a college student who lives on her parents' couch (though they no longer lay claim to it). Suffering from a host of mental illnesses drawn from the rancid stew of her ancestors' graves, this petulant man-child is disliked by many.

This gender-ambiguous entity lives in its parents' house, where it has no intention of leaving. It has a few vaguely-defined plans and no intentions of becoming a Big Man. Currently, it's struggling to finally finish an alleged 2-year community college program, which would perhaps go faster if only its chosen electives existed outside the foggy realm of myth, as they seem do. At some point during this time, it hopes to gain its GED, having had dropped out of high school under the guise of becoming "home schooled". In actuality, it spent that time traveling the world (including Alton, IL), absorbing random bits of trivia, and more or less doing just whatever.

It is currently entertaining ideas of going to the Pennsylvania College of Art & D