CowPOKES

When my good friend Fred bought himself a brand-new tractor with an enclosed cab, heat and A/C, and a 4-speaker sound system, this playlist started percolating and I just couldn’t leave it alone.

Here are a number of tunes you’ve heard tell of but probably have never actually heard. Cowboys poking fun with lines like:

“I ain’t as good as I once was but I’m as good once as I ever was”
“I’ll marry you tomorrow but let’s honeymoon tonight”
“Tequila makes her clothes fall off”
“Walk out backwards and I’ll think you’re walking in”
“I want you to love me like my dog does, honey”
“My wife ran off with my best friend and Lord I sure do miss him”
“I’m so miserable without you it’s almost like you’re here”
“She got the ring, I got the finger”
"She got the goldmine, I got the shaft"
“If I had shot you when I first met you, I’d be out of jail by now”
“How can I miss you when you won’t go away”
“You’re not the best but you’re the best that I can do”

Have fun!